Little Chatterbox Pillows

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"It's nice to be wanted."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Flotation Device on the Phone

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"She can be outspoken."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

Social media messages

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"