Little Chatterbox Pillows

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Moo Out Loud

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Flotation Device on the Phone

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

At Gossips Anonymous...

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"She can be outspoken."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"