Animal Chatterbox Pillows

Dog's hairdresser.

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

You shut up! No! You shut up! No! You shut up! No!

Cow Gossip

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here, and a moo-moo there.'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"It's nice to be wanted."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"I told you never to call me here."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Time for Tea

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

At Gossips Anonymous...

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Social media messages

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."