Golf Course Chatterbox Pillows

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

"I told you never to call me here."

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Social media messages

At Gossips Anonymous...

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"She can be outspoken."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Time for Tea

'How's it going, Rachel?'