Golf Course Chatterbox T-Shirts

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"It's nice to be wanted."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"I told you never to call me here."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Social media messages

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

At Gossips Anonymous...

"She can be outspoken."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

Time for Tea