Game Chatterbox Pillows

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"She can be outspoken."

At Gossips Anonymous...

Social media messages

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Time for Tea

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Dog's hairdresser.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'