Chatterbox Cultivator Pillows

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

Sulk Shows

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

Pie chart of pub conversations

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Babblewrap

"She can be outspoken."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

At Gossips Anonymous...

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Social media messages

Time for Tea