Chatterbox Confederates Pillows

Pie chart of pub conversations

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

At Gossips Anonymous...

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"She can be outspoken."

Time for Tea

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Bla Bla Bla

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Verbal blogger.

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

'The seven yeah itch.'

Menu. How much is that stuff? Read the hash tag.

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

"He's only boring at home."