Chatterbox Cultivator Mugs

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Sulk Shows

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

Pie chart of pub conversations

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Social media messages

Babblewrap

At Gossips Anonymous...

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"She can be outspoken."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Time for Tea

'How's it going, Rachel?'