Green Thumbed Chatterbox Pillows

'I thought she'd never stop talking!'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

The Music Seed

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

Flava Superba

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

Dog's hairdresser.

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

Gardener to husband as giant insects approach, 'Your prediction that nature will retaliate for our environmental misuse of pesticides strains credulity, Ralph.'

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

Tweet

"Hi! I'm Greg Holbrook, born in L.A., now live in Stamford with my wife and three kids, went to school at Exeter, graduated Yale '38, did a two-year hitch in the Navy, now write copy for McCann-Erickson, my hobbies are tennis and sailing. Who are you and what do you do?"

You shut up! No! You shut up! No! You shut up! No!

'Are you throwing your medicine out of the window again?'

'Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

'Hey buddy, no photosynthesis!'

Cow Gossip

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

Attend to wall climbers...clear out exhausted annuals.

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

'There goes the whole damn planet!'

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here, and a moo-moo there.'

"I blame the government for everything. What do you do?"

Production of food

'Do you come here frequently?'

"There she is. The girl I'm going to marry."