Green-thumbed Giggler Pillows

Attend to wall climbers...clear out exhausted annuals.

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

The Garden

"Mulch madness"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Gardener

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

Tree collapse...

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.