Green Thumb Giggler Pillows

Watering a plant in the rain.

"Oh, don't worry. I'm a vegetarian."

'Do you want the leaf blower?'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Trimming the hedge.

-What did the carrot say to the onion? -What? -Nothing, vegetables don't talk!

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"I'm not sure what you've got, but then I'm no horticulturist."

Leaflet

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

Cloche rainwear

Cow watering lawn

'He's had so many transplants that he's geing featured in next years garden catalog.'

'Your honor, he's clearly guilty. I mean, just look at what the defendant is wearing!'

Give Chlorophyll.

Your mower will be returned...and your neighbour will borrow it.

It comes from squeezing too hard.

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"First time pruning?"

Cat Nip.

Allotment

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Yardless: Please help

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish