Green Thumb Giggler Prints

"He never heard the Prius coming."

Watering a plant in the rain.

"Oh, don't worry. I'm a vegetarian."

'Do you want the leaf blower?'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Trimming the hedge.

-What did the carrot say to the onion? -What? -Nothing, vegetables don't talk!

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"I'm not sure what you've got, but then I'm no horticulturist."

The Potts at home

Leaflet

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

Cloche rainwear

'Honey have you seen my Viagra'

Cow watering lawn

Ok, Rob. We'll get right on it. That was the third neighbor grousing about our yard. It's the natural look. Not in this ecosystem.

'He's had so many transplants that he's geing featured in next years garden catalog.'

'Your honor, he's clearly guilty. I mean, just look at what the defendant is wearing!'

Give Chlorophyll.

Your mower will be returned...and your neighbour will borrow it.

It comes from squeezing too hard.

Ernie, your garden's in the shade --- Nothing will grow here! It'll be fine --- I'm planting bulbs!

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Allotment

Cat Nip.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"First time pruning?"