Green Thumb Jokers Prints

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

'If you don't water them enough they burn before the're ripe...'

Prize vegetables.

Allotment

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Mulch madness"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Gardener

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'

Getting Rid of the Cure

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'