Green Thumb Grumbler Pillows

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"First time pruning?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat Nip.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Yardless: Please help

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Steamed vegetables."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Cats and gardens.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Climate Crisis

Mother Nature

Botany Baby!

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

See you at the farmers market!

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Greenfingers.

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Mad about Roses!

Gardening#2

The Garden

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'