Green Thumb Grumbler T-Shirts

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"First time pruning?"

Cat Nip.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Yardless: Please help

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Cats and gardens.

Botany Baby!

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Steamed vegetables."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Climate Crisis

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Mother Nature

See you at the farmers market!

Greenfingers.

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Gardening#2

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Mad about Roses!