Green-thumbed Giggler T-Shirts

Attend to wall climbers...clear out exhausted annuals.

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Greenfingers.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

The Garden

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Mulch madness"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

Garden seeds - giant varieties

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Gardener

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

Tree collapse...

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'