Green Thumb Appreciator T-Shirts

"Haven't I seen you on several gardening programmes?"

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Doing the borders.

Allotment

Cat Nip.

Gardener

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Horti-Culture

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Yardless: Please help

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Garden Goddess.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Garden.