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"It's almost as if Mother Nature hasn't figured out who's boss!"

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

The Garden

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Mulch madness"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Gardener

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'