Cheeky Chatterbox Pillows

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

'Do you come here frequently?'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

Sticking out tongue

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Time for Tea

At Gossips Anonymous...

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.

Verbal blogger.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Bla Bla Bla

"Your dump or mine..?"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'