Chilly Chatterbox Gifts

Real Bad Winter...

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Dialogue

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"It's nice to be wanted."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Social media messages

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

At Gossips Anonymous...

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Time for Tea

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Verbal blogger.