Cocktail Chatterbox Gifts

"He's perfectly nice, but sort of boring, like good cholesterol or something."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"I told you never to call me here."

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

Social media messages

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

At Gossips Anonymous...

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Yes, we know them. We like them, but we're not crazy about, you know, the other him."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"She can be outspoken."

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Time for Tea