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"He's perfectly nice, but sort of boring, like good cholesterol or something."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"I told you never to call me here."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Time for Tea

"Yes, we know them. We like them, but we're not crazy about, you know, the other him."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

At Gossips Anonymous...

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"She can be outspoken."

Social media messages

'How's it going, Rachel?'