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Real Bad Winter...

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

Dialogue

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"It's nice to be wanted."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Time for Tea

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

At Gossips Anonymous...

Social media messages

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.

Verbal blogger.