Casual Chatterbox T-Shirts

"Brenda and I don't believe in material things."

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

Dialogue

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

Flotation Device on the Phone

Just a little heads up!

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"I told you never to call me here."

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"She can be outspoken."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Social media messages

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

At Gossips Anonymous...

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."