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'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

Dialogue

"It's nice to be wanted."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Time for Tea

At Gossips Anonymous...

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"She can be outspoken."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Bla Bla Bla

Verbal blogger.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'