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'I heard he was funny.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

Dialogue

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

Heart To Heart

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Time for Tea

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

At Gossips Anonymous...

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"She can be outspoken."

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Verbal blogger.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Bla Bla Bla

'The seven yeah itch.'

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."