Witty Chatterbox Gifts

'I heard he was funny.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

Dialogue

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

Heart To Heart

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Time for Tea

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

At Gossips Anonymous...

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"She can be outspoken."

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Dog's hairdresser.

Verbal blogger.

Bla Bla Bla

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'