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'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Dialogue

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"I told you never to call me here."

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Social media messages

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

At Gossips Anonymous...

Time for Tea