Chirpy Chatterbox Mugs

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Dialogue

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"It's nice to be wanted."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"I told you never to call me here."

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

At Gossips Anonymous...

Social media messages

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Time for Tea

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"