Bar Chatterbox T-Shirts

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'I hate to brag but my stalkers have their own reality show.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Moo Out Loud

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Flotation Device on the Phone

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"I told you never to call me here."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Time for Tea

At Gossips Anonymous...

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Social media messages

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'I gotta go - we're discussing my compulsive communicatoins disorder.'