Phone Chatterbox T-Shirts

'I gotta go - we're discussing my compulsive communicatoins disorder.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Dog on the phone.

A Hind-style god with many arms drives a car while doing many other things such as smoking, drinking a coffee, and talking on a mobile phone.

Flotation Device on the Phone

"Nobody told me this guy moonlight for a telemarketing company."

'Cool your jets. I really have to answer this. It's been 10 minutes since I talked to my girlfriend.'

Hello? Sylvia? Oh, hey, girl... Can I call you right back? I was just puttin' my curlers in.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"I told you never to call me here."

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

At Gossips Anonymous...

Time for Tea

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.