Phone Chatterbox Mugs

'I gotta go - we're discussing my compulsive communicatoins disorder.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Dog on the phone.

A Hind-style god with many arms drives a car while doing many other things such as smoking, drinking a coffee, and talking on a mobile phone.

Flotation Device on the Phone

"Nobody told me this guy moonlight for a telemarketing company."

'Cool your jets. I really have to answer this. It's been 10 minutes since I talked to my girlfriend.'

Hello? Sylvia? Oh, hey, girl... Can I call you right back? I was just puttin' my curlers in.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"I told you never to call me here."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Time for Tea

At Gossips Anonymous...

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.