Chilly Chatters Gifts

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

Ice skating

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'

Airport. Arrivals. Baggage. How was your flight? The guy next to me talked about not being able to use his cell phone the whole trip!

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Online Dating

Babel Construction Co.

"After so many years of marriage what are you getting for your anniversary?"

Seven Layers.

'I hate Mondays!'

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

Real Bad Winter...

"She has these fantasies that she ‘rescued’ me, and I just let her believe it."

Mountain rescue team standing on the lost climber.

"They say 60 is the new 40 and 40 is the new 30 and 30 is still a complete pain in the ass to their parents."

'Is it just me, or are these summers getting hotter? '

Do you hear what I hear?

Snow maker.

Women after 10 minutes vs men after 10 years.

"I have a positive attitude...but it might be a false positive."

'I can never open those sachets of sauce.' (Thinks: I think she's falling for my saucy schmooze!'

Frozen Farts.

'He likes his books... unputdownable.'

"I don't think our Kevin watches porn."