Chilly Chasers Gifts

Do you hear what I hear?

Out To Lurch

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Angel with speed camera.

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

Ice Fishing

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

A stranger in paradise.

Before and After Tattoos.

Mr. Winter blast returns.

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Old man learning to ice skate

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

"And if I didn't bring my co-pay."

Seven Layers.

A child hunting for Easter eggs finds alien eggs instead.

"How'd I get here?" "Well, you did say that the chocolate lava cake you had, covered with flecks of real gold, is to die for, right?" "Oh, yeah."

'Hypermarket' and 'Chill Market'.

Man, it's cold! Fish, it's cold!

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

'I hate Mondays!'

Sand sailing in the Sahara