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Do you hear what I hear?

Out To Lurch

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

Angel with speed camera.

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Ice Fishing

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

A stranger in paradise.

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Old man learning to ice skate

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Mr. Winter blast returns.

Before and After Tattoos.

"And if I didn't bring my co-pay."

'Hypermarket' and 'Chill Market'.

Seven Layers.

Man, it's cold! Fish, it's cold!

A child hunting for Easter eggs finds alien eggs instead.

"How'd I get here?" "Well, you did say that the chocolate lava cake you had, covered with flecks of real gold, is to die for, right?" "Oh, yeah."

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

'I hate Mondays!'