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Skier leaves his skis behind.

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Hour

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Stormy weather

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Skiing

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

Clown Skis.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Weather today.

Skier.

Freezing

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

When the water's colder than you thought...

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Weather bar

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

Man on motorbike.

Angel with speed camera.

Ice skating

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

"Storm's a-brewin."

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

Melted But Not Forgotten

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'