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'Bad news from your ski instructor. You've been demoted to the beginners' class.'

Skiing cross country, vic ran out of snow near toledo.

Gone to lunch.

"I told you we should have migrated."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'Isn't it amazing how they find their way back year after year?'

Happy Hour

Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

Winter sports ban

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board

Winter Sports Ban

Skiing Holidays and Sales Chart.

"I am snowploughing!"

"April flurries bring climate worries."

Train Tracks in Ski Country

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Skier

"My left elbow hurts...that means it's going to snow!"

"I'm on a skiing trip with a group of psychiatrists, I've never seen so many Freudians slip!"

Nanook regrets trading his snowshoes for skis.

"I've never skied paper before."

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

Greetings from Miami, Florida.

Freezing

'What?? The snow is cold on the back of my neck...'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'Okay, skiers. It's cross country for you here onward.'

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

Skier.

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

Man sees a ski lift outside the window of a plane.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'You sure you've done this before?'