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"Save my spot?"

'Weird weather.'

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Skiing.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Pina Coladas

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

Happy Hour

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

French wine

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Sunbathing in Autumn

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Privates Beach"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Relaxing in the Sun

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'I blame global warming!'