Coolness Chaser T-Shirts

Before and After Tattoos.

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Out To Lurch

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

The Martini is invented.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Female showering under a watered hanging basket using Body Shop products.

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

Ice Fishing

Hotel teddy for hire

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Mountaineers milk.

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

Ice cream van

Mr. Winter blast returns.

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

"Ahhhh."

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

The Yoga Center. Positions available.

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

Man, it's cold! Fish, it's cold!

'Hypermarket' and 'Chill Market'.

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

"Looks like you've got something there."