Coolness Chaser Pillows

Before and After Tattoos.

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Out To Lurch

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

The Martini is invented.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Female showering under a watered hanging basket using Body Shop products.

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Ice Fishing

Hotel teddy for hire

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

Mr. Winter blast returns.

Mountaineers milk.

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

Ice cream van

"Ahhhh."

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

'Hypermarket' and 'Chill Market'.

Man, it's cold! Fish, it's cold!

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

"...Now for the weather - uh, oh...."

'It's all right for you with your fan, - we insist that you do something about the thermostat out here!'