Coolness Seeker Pillows

Peer Pressure Washer.

"I want something practical, comfortable and fuel-efficient, but that doesn't have an adverse effect on my overall coolness."

Summer Cabin Fever

'A jump is cooler, Dad.'

'It's all right for you with your fan, - we insist that you do something about the thermostat out here!'

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

Ice fisher.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Skiing

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Problem Solving

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Coffee

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

Do not disturb...

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Cosy night in

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

"You're stealing the blanket."

Hippie Edibles Co.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

Join me in a cup of tea!

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."