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Grover Washington Jr.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Disco Owls

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Robert Johnson

If this van's a rockin'...

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Ziggy Wombat

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

Happy Hour at Harry's

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Cassandra Wilson

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

An old man with bow legs

Carioca

"Whaat. You've never seen a woman in a thong before?"

Penguin wearing Slippers

Bert's Ragtime Band.

"It's more of a conversation piece, really."

Christmas Birds on the Branch

'Hey! Put me down. I'm not a cell phone.'