Community Vibe Seeker Pillows

Mark begins to be jolly under creditable circumstances (Martin Chuzzlewit)

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Disco Owls

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

If this van's a rockin'...

Robert Johnson

Suburban street.

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

Happy Hour at Harry's

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Cassandra Wilson

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

"It's more of a conversation piece, really."

Bert's Ragtime Band.

"Whaat. You've never seen a woman in a thong before?"

Carioca

An old man with bow legs

'If it's any consolation, us getting sent to the Principal's office is now trending on Twitter.'

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

Darling, shall we unleash Christmas?

"There's 28 days in February. Valentine's Day is the 14th. That makes Valentine's Hump Day!"

The Politics of Envy