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Mark begins to be jolly under creditable circumstances (Martin Chuzzlewit)

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Disco Owls

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Robert Johnson

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

Suburban street.

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Cassandra Wilson

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Happy Hour at Harry's

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

An old man with bow legs

Bert's Ragtime Band.

"Whaat. You've never seen a woman in a thong before?"

Carioca

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

'If it's any consolation, us getting sent to the Principal's office is now trending on Twitter.'

Darling, shall we unleash Christmas?

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.