Neighborhood Vibe Seeker Pillows

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Pina Coladas

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Disco Owls

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Robert Johnson

If this van's a rockin'...

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Suburban street.

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Happy Hour at Harry's

Cassandra Wilson

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

"It's more of a conversation piece, really."

"Whaat. You've never seen a woman in a thong before?"

Bert's Ragtime Band.

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

Yo, Twitchy

Carioca

An old man with bow legs

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

Hot Dog

Darling, shall we unleash Christmas?

The Politics of Envy

'Before WWII, damnit, life was a cabaret!'