Enigmatic Vibe Seeker Pillows

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"You had me at alternative milk."

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Old Book Smell

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Disco Owls

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Robert Johnson

If this van's a rockin'...

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Ziggy Wombat

Happy Hour at Harry's

Cassandra Wilson

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Smashed harp...

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

"It's more of a conversation piece, really."

Bert's Ragtime Band.

An old man with bow legs

"You're thinking of a different cut, Mrs Sigmond. This piece comes from about here."

Darling, shall we unleash Christmas?

The Politics of Envy

'Take no notice, it's only the poltergeist. He does it for attention.'

'I have an eerie feeling this chap has cused me before.'

'Before WWII, damnit, life was a cabaret!'