Heavenly Vibe Seeker Pillows

'We need to change our on-hold music to something besides harps, Ms. Sims.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"You had me at alternative milk."

Disco Owls

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Robert Johnson

If this van's a rockin'...

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Ziggy Wombat

Cherub string quartets

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

Cassandra Wilson

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

Wotan

Happy Hour at Harry's

Smashed harp...

"It's more of a conversation piece, really."

Bert's Ragtime Band.

An old man with bow legs

Dancing Person

Darling, shall we unleash Christmas?

'Before WWII, damnit, life was a cabaret!'

The Politics of Envy

"There's 28 days in February. Valentine's Day is the 14th. That makes Valentine's Hump Day!"

'I have an eerie feeling this chap has cused me before.'

'Take no notice, it's only the poltergeist. He does it for attention.'

'Put down the bow kid and nobody gets hurt.'

"Do you want to come in and see Grandma's landline?"

Hippie Army Knife