Chilled Vibe Seeker Pillows

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"My feet are cold."

Disco Owls

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Robert Johnson

If this van's a rockin'...

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Ziggy Wombat

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

Cassandra Wilson

Happy Hour at Harry's

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Smashed harp...

Hasta manana.

"It's more of a conversation piece, really."

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

An old man with bow legs

Bert's Ragtime Band.

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

The Politics of Envy

Christmas Birds on the Branch

Darling, shall we unleash Christmas?

"There's 28 days in February. Valentine's Day is the 14th. That makes Valentine's Hump Day!"