Chilled Vibes Enthusiast Pillows

"Relax already!"

"My feet are cold."

Bookworm Sleepover

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Born to be Mild.

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Hasta manana.

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'Another tall, cold one?'

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'You've been a good little sister, I want you to have this sweater while I go to Europe for the summer.'

'-and in the North today it will be real cool, man...'

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

Just chilling out...and you?

'You had a drink of water last month. Now be quiet and go back to sleep.'

Medical Marijuana: Take a toke before watching the news.

'Don't worry cousin, remember that I'm an Arctic Fox: I'm used to the cold...'

I don't find having a goldfish relaxing enough any more. I think I'll get a hippy.

"Would I enjoy this more if I hated my job?"

Sloth Crossing

A one legged man sitting in front of his hunting trophy

'Oh, I don't know, man — surprise me.'