Cooler Seeker Pillows

'Don't be fooled. They're not busy working. They're looking for where I hid the water cooler.'

Ice fisher.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Candle Portraits.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Catatonic

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Problem Solving

Skiing

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Coffee

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Do not disturb...

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Sleepy Bunny

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

"You're stealing the blanket."

"Holy water, holy water...."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Hippie Edibles Co.

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"Mas agua for the gringos?"