Cooler Seeker Gifts

'Don't be fooled. They're not busy working. They're looking for where I hid the water cooler.'

Ice fisher.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Candle Portraits.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Catatonic

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Skiing

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Problem Solving

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Coffee

Do not disturb...

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Sleepy Bunny

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

"Holy water, holy water...."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"You're stealing the blanket."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."